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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Victims of Doorbell Ditchers

Monday afternoon, the doorbell rang and my hubby runs down the stairs to answer the door. He opens the door, and there's nobody there. So he steps out, and looks around. He sees a kid hiding behind a car across the street. So he squints at the kid, tilts his head and wonders to himself, "Really, kid? That's it??" Then the kid BOOKS it. He's running up the street, turning his head back and watching my husband as if my husband is going to turn into the incredible hulk and chase him.

My husband relays the story to me, and we laugh our asses off.

The next day, Tuesday, the door bell rang, and hubby goes and answers it. Nobody at the door. No kids in sight. Getting smarter, and not sticking around at the scene of the crime. Still hilarious.

Then there's nothing for the rest of the week, until today. Hubby found this in the mailbox:


Doorbell ditch? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Hilarious! Thank you for correcting your spelling, kids. Your signatures are most legible.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Funny conversation with a pregnant lady

My Sister-in-law and I are sitting in a restaurant having dinner with the family. She is pregnant, and needed to take her vitamins, so she pulls them out of her purse.


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Me: Psst! It's too late for birth control.

She: HA HA HA! WHAT?!

She: Uh, this IS birth control. *she rubs her belly*

Me: Oh! Then nevermind. It's working. Keep taking it.

Hahaha!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Sorry! the Reni-women have been so busy!

You'd think if we were true Renaissance women we'd be able to balance blogging and our normal everyday lives. Lately it's been way too hectic :(

I'm sad to report that this morning i found my first white hair on my head :'( and it's right in the front too! so far its just one, i have family members that grey prematurely so I really shouldn't whine.